PurpleHaze

blurdays:

9 out of 10 dentists recommend following my blog not just for a brigther smile but for a brighter future

teacakes:

i’m alone, combing my hair

mariacarla and sasha join me

their babies breastfeed at their respective breasts

mert alas and marcus piggott quickly snap a few frames 

i break the fourth wall and turn to the audience

a laugh reel plays 

i text my sisters that i was hungry and what i should eat, she tells me to go buy some dog food

dont send me a hateful message saying youre going to unfollow me right after unfollowing me, i can see who you are idiot

ballsack-skin:

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

there is something wrong with me, the internet cant even entertain me anymore